Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

Paperback - 2011
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Something strange is happening at Mackerel Middle School. Stranger than starting a new school year with a whole new group of teachers. Even stranger than Jamie and Isabella becoming friends with Angeline. (Which is still really, really strange.) Jamie can suddenly and inexplicably understand the weirdest and most mysterious creatures around: Boys.

And there's only one logical explanation-superpowers.

Publisher: New York ; Toronto, Ont. Scholastic, 2011.
ISBN: 9780545116152
Characteristics: 142 pages :,illustrations ;,20 cm.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:
1. Can I please go to the bathroom?
2. Where is the bathroom?
3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?
4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I'd just like to say that I'm deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head?
Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes.
Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off!
Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

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IsrarAFG
Aug 24, 2015

ccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bluebelle11
Feb 07, 2011

Overall, this book was pretty good. Like the other books from this series, it was laugh-out-loud hilarious and I have to say that I didn't see the ending coming. Although, I might have been too busy laughing to speculate.

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Jullian Guo
Jan 13, 2011

I like this book ^ - ^

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