101 Survival Secrets
How to Make $1,000,000, Lose 100 Pounds, and Just Plain Live HappilyPaperback - 2000
A girl doesn't have a date for the school dance--until her dad makes one for her in his lab. "Lily--meet Stitchy." A family enjoysa nice Thanksgiving dinner--until they are interrupted by a torrent of turkeys out for revenge. A princess meets a pea-brained suitor. And the battle of two red hot pepper weenies ends in flames.
Critically-acclaimed author and master of the macabre David Lubar returns from a journey into the darkest depths of his brain with thirty-five more warped and creepy tales. And in the tradition of the three previous Weenie collections-- In the Land of the Lawn Weenies , Invasion of the Road Weenies , and The Curse of the Campfire Weenies --he reveals the inspiration behind each story at the end of the book. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories...if you dare!
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